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Thank you Mr. Carnegie.

Seattle and King County, Washington, have wonderful public library systems.  Like most public library systems in the state, they're connected to other public libraries and to the bountiful stacks at the state universities.  (The only drawback is that they do suffer from politically correct management policies.  I ignore those when I can and protest them when I must.)

My capricious mind tends to wander off into odd corners and won't come out until I've overloaded it with obscure details.  Not a problem for our librarians.  All I have to do is ask and a week later books show up like magic.  And like many public library systems in the United States, ours is a direct descendant of Andrew Carnegie's gracious philanthropy.  To him I owe my salvation from a common - and serious - malady.

People tend to read things they know they'll like, or that reinforce existing beliefs.  You can dig yourself deep into a rut this way.  Long ago, a college professor inspired me to maintain what she called the "first three books" rule.  It's a simple game.  Often enough to challenge yourself, you walk into the library, stand in front of the nonfiction new books, close your eyes and touch the shelves. 

No cheating, you can't stand in front of your favorite section, the one where you know you'll find books of interest to you.  Now open your eyes, check out and READ the three books nearest your hand.

Maybe you'll end up finding out more than you really need to know about the economics of wheat production in the nineteenth century.  Or you're a dedicated hater of couch potatoes and big-money sports, and you have to plow through an autobiography of some overpaid, self-inflated jock.  You could be a Christian with no intellectual curiosity about other religions, and find yourself holding a 782 page history of Buddhist influences in Europe. 

Tough.  Life is full of injustices.  And the biggest fight is always the struggle to manage our own minds.  Keep your brain agile and resilient when the going is easy, or when hard times come you'll be trying to flex out of your mental chains as well as fighting the external enemies. 

If you read really slowly or have a very pressured life, cut back the number of books, but don't let yourself off the hook entirely.   Often I've hated the books I've had to read, but at least I've gained some facts to support my dislikes.  Just as often I find myself back in the library asking for more books on previously ignored subjects. 

So I'd like to thank the librarians who facilitate my endless transfer requests.  My mother who made reading a priority through some very hard times.  And Mr. Carnegie, whose libraries have helped me push the edges of my mind; providing quantities of books I could never have afforded to buy.

Another tip, if you have children.  My mother had an old-fashioned lockable lawyers bookcase, and in it she put every book she secretly wanted me and my brothers to read.  She talked loudly and often about how those books were off limits, too expensive and too adult for our childish minds.  Often at night one of us would sneak out of bed on a cookie hunt, to see Mom drinking hot cocoa and cooing over one of those forbidden books.

Then she manufactured a situation where my tattle-tale brother saw where she was hiding the key.  Bingo!  We were so proud of ourselves, sneaking those books off to treehouses, hiding them in the warm corner next to the furnace in the basement. It wasn't until high school honors English that I realized I'd been played for a sucker by my own sweet mom.  The very first day of class, the teacher handed out a list of 300 classic, must-read books ........

By time I had children of my own, I'd forgiven my mom.  I stole her trick and perpetrated it on my own children; literate, book-loving adults now in a generation of poorly informed video game addicts.  Feel free to abuse your own children in this way.  They'll love you for it when they're 30. 

Oprah and the Death of Literacy

Unsporting though it is to pick on someone whose power, wealth and fame eclipse mine by only a few galaxies, I have a problem with Oprah.  She's subverting the cause of literacy.

There's a lot that could be done to bring good books, good experiences with books, and good conversations about books to the lives of Americans.  Schools could teach solid basic reading and comprehension skills to our children. Their refusal to do so is a different angry essay.  Local governments could provide libraries and other places and events that highlight books - a broad range and representative sample of books.  There's another essay in disappointment.  Private bookstores could be, and in the past often were, fun and freewheeling bazaars of every published idea under the sun.  We've already taken a look at that in Vichy Bookstores.

Public figures - and no one is more public than Oprah - could help out by encouraging the ownership, reading and discussion of books.  They try.  Sadly, they're failing.  When James Frey took Oprah and a million of her fans on a ride with A Million Little Pieces,  observers of things literary truly wanted to feel sympathy.  Alas, the evidence had long been clear that Oprah's book club was just another scam, and that Million, while perhaps the biggest, was far from her only outrage against the ideals of scholarship, discourse and literacy.

Right now I'm fed up with the politically driven and slanted remarks and loaded questions that pass as reader's guides.  It used to be you could get through the last of a book in peace, look at the blank end pages and think your own thoughts.  If desire or necessity demanded, you could find various guides and notes and concordances, compare and contrast and let the best ideas win you over.

Now a distressingly high number of books are being published with smarmy, obligatorily PC discussion notes appended, apparently by the thought police.  God help that you might, on your own, fail to conclude that the   

gay/differently abled/female/culturally challenged/immigrant/overweight/addicted/minority   

person/couple/substitute family/cooperative/struggling new business 

was being   harassed/cheated/dissed/ignored/exploited 

by the   white man/white man/white man.

Indeed you could make a reliable catalog of current PC issues by indexing the reader's guides in recently published books.  Don't these people EVER get tired of being so darn sanctimonious, and so predictably and depressingly obvious?

Our taxes are paying for this garbage when it comes attached to new books purchased by schools, libraries and government agencies.  Our kid's minds are being poisoned by it.  Our intelligence is insulted when bookstores charge us for smug social activism thinly disguised as book notes.  We may want a book without the extra-charge Hillary Village chorus, but we probably aren't going to find it.

Fight back.  Post rational objections and sidestep the assumed agreements implicit in these guides.  Tell the bookstore manager you want a virgin book and will not pay the portion going to some limp-wristed reviewer whose fantasies suck off the genius of real writers.  Teach your kids to work their own way into the meaning of books.  Use the big three, the Bible, The Constitution, The Wealth of Nations as the benchmarks for the books you read.

Tell Oprah she'll no longer be able to make a profit, pimping your mind out to socialists.