The Clinton's Ninth Circle of Hell

Out liberaled. Out charmed. Out smarmed. Out voted. Out financed.

The young, the hip, the feminists, the greenies, the glitterati, all abandoning them.

And the infiltrator, the rudely squatting gatecrasher, is a partly black man of at least historical religious diversity and apparently unimpeachable marital smoothness.  Someone above reproach, someone too gosh darn politically correct to knife in public.

For Bill Clinton, Groper-in-Chief Emeritus and his wife Hillary, the former Heir Apparent and rapidly emerging Angry White Bitch of the Year, this turn of events is a horror unimaginable.  Nowhere in their mental matrix of secular humanism, patronage, intimidation, bribery, ersatz noblesse oblige and long term triangulation were there any warnings about this. 

Nowhere a clue about how to cope.

If ever there was a wake-up call to aging liberal boomers, this is it.  While they are busy taking crib notes out of Wine Spectator and secretly videotaping the grandchild's third world nanny for later private enjoyment, control of the world-as-seen-by-the-New-York-Times is slipping away from them.

The big winners, of course, are sensible people everywhere.  To see the iconic couple of the insane 90's brought low is sweet poetic justice.  It just couldn't happen to two more deserving people, and thanks to the new media, we all have ringside seats.